Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Keeping kids entertained and engaged can sometimes be a challenge, but with a good set of funny would you rather questions for kids, you’ll have them laughing in no time. These questions are perfect for long car rides, rainy days, or family game nights. Below, we’ve categorized 100 fun and hilarious questions that will make any gathering a hit!

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Super Silly and Laugh-Out-Loud

1. Would you rather fart loudly in class or burp every time you speak?
2. Would you rather have a burp that smells like rotten eggs or a fart that smells like roses?
3. Would you rather have to eat spaghetti with your hands or mashed potatoes with chopsticks?
4. Would you rather have your shoes filled with jelly or your socks soaked in milk?
5. Would you rather have to wear clothes that are two sizes too small or ten sizes too big?
6. Would you rather have to sing every time you talk or dance every time you walk?
7. Would you rather have a pig’s snout or a duck’s beak?
8. Would you rather have to wear clown shoes every day or a clown wig?
9. Would you rather have to eat a whole bar of soap or drink a bottle of hot sauce?
10. Would you rather have your face painted like a clown every day or wear a costume every day?
11. Would you rather have to walk like a crab or hop like a kangaroo everywhere you go?

Gross and Silly Choices

12. Would you rather eat a bucket full of worms or a bird’s egg?
13. Would you rather eat a sandwich filled with boogers or a sandwich filled with hair?
14. Would you rather have to smell like rotten eggs or always have bad breath?
15. Would you rather drink a milkshake made of sour milk or eat a bowl of slimy worms?
16. Would you rather eat spaghetti with chocolate sauce or a hot dog covered in jelly?
17. Would you rather have to wear wet socks every day or have to wear underwear made of sandpaper?
18. Would you rather eat a whole onion or a whole clove of garlic before every meal?
19. Would you rather have to eat dog food for a week or cat food for a week?
20. Would you rather drink a glass of hot sauce or eat a jar of mayonnaise in one sitting?

Magical and Mystical Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

21. Would you rather have a genie grant you one wish to be rich or one wish to be the funniest person ever?
22. Would you rather have a magic wand that can do anything or a magic carpet that can take you anywhere?
23. Would you rather have a pet unicorn or a pet dragon?
24. Would you rather have a magic pen that can make anything you draw come to life or a magic mirror that shows the future?
25. Would you rather have a talking pet or a magic pillow that makes you dream whatever you want?
26. Would you rather have a robot that does your homework or a robot that cleans your room?
27. Would you rather be able to fly like a bird or swim like a dolphin?
28. Would you rather have a personal chef who cooks anything you want or a personal assistant who does all your chores?
29. Would you rather have the ability to turn invisible or to time travel?
30. Would you rather live in a tree house in a magical forest or on a spaceship in outer space?

Funny and Wacky

31. Would you rather be 40 feet tall or 6 inches tall?
32. Would you rather have a nose that grows like Pinocchio’s every time you lie or have donkey ears that appear whenever you get embarrassed?
33. Would you rather always have to hop everywhere or always walk backward?
34. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or mashed potatoes for feet?
35. Would you rather always have to wear a clown wig or a pirate hat?
36. Would you rather have a tail like a monkey or a trunk like an elephant?
37. Would you rather always talk in rhymes or always sing when you speak?
38. Would you rather have a rainbow-colored tongue or glow-in-the-dark hair?
39. Would you rather have a voice that sounds like a robot or a voice that sounds like a chipmunk?
40. Would you rather always have to walk on your hands or always have to hop on one foot?

Adventure and Travel

41. Would you rather visit the North Pole or outer space?
42. Would you rather go on a hot air balloon ride or a magic carpet ride?
43. Would you rather explore a haunted house or a hidden cave?
44. Would you rather go on a safari adventure or deep-sea diving?
45. Would you rather spend a week on a deserted island or a week in a big city?
46. Would you rather travel to every country in the world or go to outer space?
47. Would you rather spend a night in a tree house or in a castle?
48. Would you rather go on a long car ride with your best friend or fly around the world solo?
49. Would you rather travel back in time to meet dinosaurs or travel forward in time to meet future humans?
50. Would you rather go on a snowy mountain expedition or a tropical island adventure?

School and Learning

51. Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?
52. Would you rather have a talking pet that helps you with your homework or a magic pen that does your homework for you?
53. Would you rather play a classic game like chess or invent a new sport that everyone loves?
54. Would you rather have a famous inventor as your teacher or a famous actor?
55. Would you rather go to school on a magical sleigh ride or a flying car?
56. Would you rather always be the smartest person in the class or the funniest person?
57. Would you rather have a robot for a teacher or an alien as a classmate?
58. Would you rather have a school day that lasts all day or a school year that lasts all year?
59. Would you rather do homework for the rest of your life or never get a summer vacation again?
60. Would you rather have every test be an open book or never have homework again?

Celebrity and Fame – Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

61. Would you rather be a famous actor or a famous singer?
62. Would you rather meet your favorite celebrity or be the star of a famous movie?
63. Would you rather win an Academy Award or have your family watch you in a school play?
64. Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the smartest person in the room?
65. Would you rather have lots of good friends or one close friend who’s always there?
66. Would you rather be a famous inventor or a famous explorer?
67. Would you rather be a famous movie star or a famous athlete?
68. Would you rather have dinner with your favorite celebrity or get a shout-out from them on social media?
69. Would you rather have a walk-on role in your favorite TV show or be in a commercial with your favorite celebrity?
70. Would you rather be famous on social media or be the President of the United States?

Travel and Adventure

71. Would you rather spend a summer vacation at an amusement park or on a magical sleigh ride?
72. Would you rather go on a long road trip with your best friend or a short adventure every day?
73. Would you rather travel to outer space or time travel to meet your ancestors?
74. Would you rather spend your birthday party at a haunted house or an amusement park?
75. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a talking pet?
76. Would you rather go on a safari adventure or explore the deep sea?
77. Would you rather visit a new country every year or go to outer space once?
78. Would you rather spend a week in the jungle or a week in the desert?
79. Would you rather have a vacation on a deserted island or in a snow fort?
80. Would you rather travel in a submarine or a hot air balloon?

Fun and Creativity

81. Would you rather have a magic pen that can write anything or a magic wand that can do anything?
82. Would you rather have a musical instrument that plays itself or a magic mirror that shows the future?
83. Would you rather create your own social media app or be a famous inventor?
84. Would you rather be an amazing photographer or an amazing artist?
85. Would you rather have a personal assistant who does everything for you or a magic wand that grants wishes?
86. Would you rather be able to draw anything perfectly or write stories that everyone loves?
87. Would you rather have a robot that cleans your room or one that does your homework?
88. Would you rather be able to design video games or play any video game perfectly?
89. Would you rather have a pet that can talk or one that can do magic tricks?
90. Would you rather be able to change the color of anything or make anything invisible?

Interesting and Thought-Provoking Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

91. Would you rather be able to read people’s minds or change your appearance at will?
92. Would you rather be the President of the United States or a famous movie star?
93. Would you rather be the smartest person in the world or the funniest person in the world?
94. Would you rather live a long life as an unknown or a short life as a famous person?
95. Would you rather have a magic mirror that shows you the future or a time machine that lets you change the past?
96. Would you rather always get the wrong answers or never be able to speak again?
97. Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the most creative?
98. Would you rather be able to see the future or change the past?
99. Would you rather be able to speak every language or play every musical instrument?
100. Would you rather be able to solve any problem or always have the best ideas?

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These funny would you rather questions for kids will provide endless entertainment and create lasting memories with your kids. Enjoy the laughter and fun that comes with these silly and thought-provoking questions!